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this is the saucer life a podcast in

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which we examine concepts events or

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people orbiting the world of flying

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saucers few preconceptions snark when

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justified no belief no debunking

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today we take another look at some

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reports from the center for ufo studies

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publication on

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1973. the year of the humanoids

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so if you haven't heard the first

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episode on this topic from a few years

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ago that's fine i'm going to cover some

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of the basics here for you and there's a

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link to the entire report in the show

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notes and a link back to that previous

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episode in the show notes so you can

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check all of that out and if you have

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topic this is going to sound really

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familiar

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so this report 1973 year of the

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humanoids was compiled by a guy named

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david webb in may of 1976 and this was

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done under the auspices of kufos or the

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center for ufo studies which was the

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brainchild of j allen heineck the air

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force's scientific consultant on project

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blue book and kufos has done a lot of

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stuff and one of the things is sponsor

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publications of reports like this

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focusing on a trend or a series of

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sightings or encounters in really

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exhaustive detail so in general what was

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this 1973 humanoid year about is it like

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the international geophysical year where

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scientists all unite to work on

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geophysical projects no it was a massive

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year 73 was in terms of ufo sightings

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but also for sightings of and encounters

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with beings we call humanoids generally

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bipedal with a head and some limbs so in

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fall 1973 the period covered by this

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book people in the u.s experienced a

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huge number of encounters with bizarre

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periods and this isn't really a book

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it's not really a narrative it's a

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collection of narrative reports and then

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sort of statistical summaries of things

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that are in a

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computer-readable format for 1973 so you

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could feed data into like a mainframe or

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something and get some kind of analysis

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describes three types of cases there's

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humanoid occupants of ufo craft there

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communication taking place and monster

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sightings but the monsters are are still

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webb explained that contact e-style

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anthropoid monsters because these are

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humanoids these accounts were removed

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report so if you saw

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the ufo humanoids

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there's a more thorough report of

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strong emotional distaste

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that many researchers have for them and

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it's that phrase strong emotional

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the time was was really not looking for

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thanks for making the trip across town

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that's what we call

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so we've got some

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humanoid stories here and what we're

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going to do is we are going to

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talk through them and

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talk about if we believe them how

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credible we think they are what would we

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do in this uh in this situation what do

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they make us think of what do they

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remind us of how do they make us feel

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life and love and

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the universe

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sounds great okay so if you want to know

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how this went the first time we tried it

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with some completely different stories

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you can subscribe to the patreon and get

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that as part of this month's bonus

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episode where um i get really pedantic

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about doctor who and uh she puts me in

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my place all right so let's start with

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august 10th 1973 in colombia

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four grade school students and a

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policeman saw four humanoids beneath a

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bridge the beings were only 20

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centimeters tall and disappeared when

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the witnesses approached traces in

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quotes were left in mud and later

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policeman that's a that's a question i

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had um is it like a crossing guard they

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you like tiny humanoids check out our

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giant size in a school bathroom stall in

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front of a witness are you kidding me no

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i'm not does this mean you haven't

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line i can't even finish that sentence

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brightly lit egg-shaped object on the

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the light rapidly faded until by the

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time she got the driver to stop only a

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single white light was visible

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she said she had been awakened by a

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voice just prior to her observation and

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investigation you know those travel like

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the object oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i

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very unusual for you to think egg shaped

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why is this woman in a semi-trailer a

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passenger in a semi-trailer is she being

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smuggled that's what i'm wondering

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and she wouldn't be able to see anything

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compartment of the summit what's going

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it's weird i it's weird that she was

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she could have been dreaming

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this is how you lose listeners folks

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savannah georgia 1973 we're gonna sink

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this bridge let's we're gonna sink this

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[\h__\h] um

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savannah georgia september 9th 1973.

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ten big black hairy dogs emerged from a

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ran through the cemetery the ufo turned

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out its lights after landing several

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youths made the report or

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utes several youths made the report

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ten big black hairy dogs out of a ufo

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and things like that there's no human

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rights i know i just realized that i

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you're right

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mm-hmm this shouldn't even be in here

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we shouldn't even be talking about it

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i

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yeah we can't even talk about that

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odyssey no we can't nope nope nope nope

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nope putting the kibosh on this next

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september 20th through 26th sydney north

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carolina a series of reports occurred

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between september 20th and 26th though

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several people reported seeing something

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the main witnesses were members of the

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williamson family of sydney they saw at

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least one monster with large glowing red

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eyes gray face long hair pointed ears

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and a hooked nose

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it was dressed in a brown shirt and

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black pants and a small brown cap on its

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head it walked with a limp and one hand

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was missing it was said to leave no

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tracks and to leap 50 to 60 feet in a

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single bound it had a metal medallion on

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the chest which was said to be used for

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communication

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and disappearing okay so again this

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isn't really humanoid is it well he's

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got a face he's got limbs he's got a

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nose and pointed ears it's it's way more

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human than

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a dog true

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okay

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um he's missing a hand he is missing a

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hand sad i could just be really ugly man

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it could be a it could be a really ugly

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man what gets me is that he's wearing a

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hat and a medallion

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sounds very disco

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oh do you think he saw you think he was

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coming home from the distance he might

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have been coming home from the disco i

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don't know we're sitting lost a hand

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listeners if if you are in sydney north

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carolina let us know or near or near it

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let us know if there was a disco there

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in 1973 where a guy with a hook knows

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might have lost the hand of the hook

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nose thing

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very prominent anti-semitic

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sort of

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caricature so that might have been part

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of it i want to know what kind of hat he

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was wearing a small brownie please and

335
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don't put a brown shirt with black pants

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oh

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october 13th in the netherlands a woman

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arising from bed glanced out a window

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and clearly saw three little men outside

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of her house they were tall and were

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dressed in white outfits like monk's

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habits with tight belts around their

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waists on their head they were tiny

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cowls with two points that hung on their

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shoulders they seemed to be looking for

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something on the ground by the walkway

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between her house and a nearby school

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and had instruments in their hands they

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were wide blunt shoes

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one of the little men looked toward the

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house and apparently saw the witness

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with my nose against the window in her

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words for he appeared startled and said

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something to the other two unheard by

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the witnesses or the witness all three

356
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turned at once and moved off quickly

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with very small fast steps going to

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another window in the house to see if

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she could see more the witness

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discovered a glowing red spherical

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object of 2 or 2.5 meters in diameter at

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a distance from the house of 30 or 40

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meters she went to wake up her husband

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when they looked for the object it had

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disappeared so the first thing that

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strikes me is that they were in quotes

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little men

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they were tall

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so

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now i'm asked i want to know for this

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woman what what is a little man to you

372
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and what

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makes a little man tall little men okay

374
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but now it's in a walkway between her

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home in a school right so maybe like

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some kids forgot something at school and

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they're going back to get it

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and they were wearing

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white outfits like monks habits with

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tight belts and and like cowls with

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pointy shoulders what is this they're

382
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getting ready for halloween

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oh

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it's like

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october 13th i know but they're they're

386
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doing a test run their moms want to make

387
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sure that their little outfits fit right

388
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and what were they what were they

389
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dressed as

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little men with

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monks habits and well no incredibly

392
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strong little men but they were dressed

393
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i get what you're saying okay

394
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why the blunt shoes that's what i wear

395
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um yeah because nothing else fits your

396
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face nope

397
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also on october 13th in amesbury

398
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massachusetts shout out to our friend

399
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tim benall

400
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a resident of massachusetts i don't know

401
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if amesbury is anywhere near where he

402
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:46,959
lives but massachusetts isn't that big

403
00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:49,360
a married couple heard a strange inhuman

404
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conversation or in quotes argument

405
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outside their bedroom window late at

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night

407
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the conversation went on for 10 to 15

408
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minutes it was loud and similar to a

409
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very high pitched gibberish or babbling

410
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the couple were too afraid to look out

411
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possible landing traces were found

412
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okay do you know okay so when i was a

413
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little girl we were at a sleepover and

414
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do you know the ruckus that cats and

415
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heat can make

416
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it sounds inhuman

417
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so we thought it was like

418
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aliens coming to get us

419
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seriously really yeah this is what that

420
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is

421
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it's two cats

422
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in heat

423
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underneath their window i i never got

424
00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:39,360
invited to sleepovers so well no because

425
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you'd want to tell these long ufo

426
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stories to people i would i

427
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:46,320
would actually

428
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:49,120
you know what that is um

429
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my my explanation was uh the phenomenon

430
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:53,600
of the brain i read about this the brain

431
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:55,920
translating white noise into something

432
00:17:00,790 --> 00:16:58,320
that it recognizes because because what

433
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you you you know i've talked about this

434
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:02,240
is when we've got a white noise

435
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generator or a fan on at night

436
00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:08,160
i will hear what sounds like voices or

437
00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:10,079
music and it it just

438
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:12,079
bugs me i change the frequency or just

439
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:14,160
move the fan slightly and it disappears

440
00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:16,400
but i i googled this because i thought i

441
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:18,640
was losing my mind right

442
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:20,319
but it turns out it's almost like an

443
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:24,160
audio paradolia where your your brain

444
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:26,480
kind of tries to make

445
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:29,760
sense out of what it's hearing so i but

446
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:32,240
i like your your cats in heat story

447
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:34,720
because that seems i mean even more

448
00:17:38,789 --> 00:17:37,039
likely than well maybe there was a white

449
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:38,799
noise generator going on or somebody had

450
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:40,960
a fan on oh a man might have had a fan

451
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:43,200
on the white noise generators didn't

452
00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:45,200
exist then

453
00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:46,400
did they

454
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:47,919
my mother

455
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:51,280
had a white noise generator as long as i

456
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:54,240
can remember ours is electronic but hers

457
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:56,320
was like a little fan inside a little

458
00:17:59,590 --> 00:17:57,760
device was called the brand name was

459
00:18:03,510 --> 00:17:59,600
sleep mate

460
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:03,520
so i wouldn't be surprised okay october

461
00:18:07,909 --> 00:18:04,640
6th

462
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:07,919
saint matthias quebec canada shortly

463
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:09,760
after midnight a married couple saw

464
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:12,000
bright lights on their property later in

465
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:14,000
the morning they observed a dome-like

466
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:16,640
tent about a third of a mile away a

467
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:18,880
second smaller object emerged from it

468
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:20,480
and moved across the ground to a

469
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:22,640
distance of about 200 feet

470
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five figures of small stature wearing

471
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:26,080
bright yellow garments and helmets moved

472
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:27,600
quickly back and forth between the two

473
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:28,400
objects

474
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:30,400
for an undisclosed period

475
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when the witness's next look all had

476
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vanished ground traces of various

477
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:37,919
descriptions were found at the site i

478
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:39,679
find it interesting that they say that

479
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:42,480
they're it's a married couple like that

480
00:18:46,789 --> 00:18:44,640
gives them more credibility because

481
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:46,799
they're married

482
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:50,080
and then okay ground traces of various

483
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:52,400
descriptions what are the descriptions

484
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:55,120
give me the descriptions describe them

485
00:18:59,190 --> 00:18:57,120
yeah so are we talking again are we

486
00:19:01,350 --> 00:18:59,200
talking scat are we talking footprints

487
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:01,360
you are really obsessed with humanoid

488
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:03,120
scat i am

489
00:19:06,549 --> 00:19:05,200
well okay but you know like what are

490
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:06,559
what are we look what are we looking at

491
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:07,600
here

492
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:09,520
i know and and to be fair these are

493
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:11,760
summaries you know but it says firsthand

494
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:13,440
investigation which means i don't know

495
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:15,440
somewhere in the file there's

496
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:17,600
a more elaborate

497
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:18,880
thing i don't know

498
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:19,679
um

499
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:20,480
but

500
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:24,080
if you bought this copy of 1973 year of

501
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:25,679
the humanoids from the center for ufo

502
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:27,200
studies and you're reading this this is

503
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:28,880
all you've got

504
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:30,720
you know i'm sure if i went into the

505
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:32,480
internet to various databases i could

506
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:34,160
find more about this but

507
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:36,559
i'm looking at what we've got in

508
00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:40,000
this you know coil bound yeah thing i'm

509
00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:41,200
reading in the description of the

510
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figures and it's almost sounds like

511
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:44,799
they're minions i'm look i'm picturing a

512
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:46,160
little minion

513
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:48,000
they're wearing bright yellow garments

514
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:50,080
and helmets and they move quickly back

515
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:52,000
and forth i do like the minion

516
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:55,280
description and i i i share your concern

517
00:19:59,190 --> 00:19:58,160
about the um emphasis on it's a married

518
00:20:00,710 --> 00:19:59,200
couple

519
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:00,720
so if you and i would have seen

520
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:03,120
something on like may 2nd

521
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:04,840
before we were married

522
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:08,000
2003 we would only be an engaged couple

523
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:11,520
right on may 3rd we would be a married

524
00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:13,360
couple and have much more credibility

525
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:14,799
correct so it's a good thing we didn't

526
00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:16,000
see anything

527
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:18,080
on may 2nd i mean i saw something on may

528
00:20:23,029 --> 00:20:21,200
2nd but not a ufo

529
00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:23,039
it was a cardboard cutout of jar jar

530
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:24,159
binks

531
00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:26,720
with a hat

532
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:28,880
that wasn't may 2nd yeah it was it was

533
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:30,720
over at forrest's house your bachelor

534
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:33,440
party wasn't may 2nd yeah it was no it

535
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:35,440
wasn't our rehearsal dinner and after

536
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:36,960
the rehearsal dinner i went over to

537
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:38,400
forest's house

538
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:40,320
do you want me to get simpson jahan over

539
00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:41,760
the third on the phone

540
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:44,159
yeah okay

541
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:47,520
okay simpson you are on the air with me

542
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:48,880
and the saucer wife and i have a

543
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:50,240
question for you

544
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:53,120
okay all right um

545
00:20:57,909 --> 00:20:55,600
may 2nd 2003

546
00:21:00,310 --> 00:20:57,919
after our rehearsal dinner

547
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:00,320
we went over to our buddy forest's house

548
00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:02,080
and there was a cardboard cutout of jar

549
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:04,159
jar binks correct

550
00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:06,320
i believe so yes and that was the same

551
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:08,880
night as the rehearsal dinner uh yes and

552
00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:10,320
it wouldn't have been any other night

553
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:12,640
because you were only in town for that

554
00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:15,200
weekend that is correct

555
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:18,400
and you have just proven me correct in

556
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:20,720
front of the saucer wife and an audience

557
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:25,430
i have a feeling this is going to blow

558
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:27,440
back on me somehow

559
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:35,190
your shadow may never cros

560
00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:41,909
i'll find a way to make it up to you

561
00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:45,039
thank you simpson we appreciate it a lot

562
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:47,200
have a good evening you too bye

563
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:48,640
all right that was associate producer

564
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:52,080
simpson johanna iii backing me up

565
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:55,280
as i pay him to okay let's do one more

566
00:22:00,230 --> 00:21:57,360
story and then we'll do our

567
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:00,240
midway break which may not be the midway

568
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:02,320
but it's uh it's halfway this is october

569
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:05,760
16th burbank california two children

570
00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:08,720
ages two and four reported a ufo with a

571
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:11,120
pointed dome and rays emanating from the

572
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:13,760
bottom it made a buzzing sound

573
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:16,080
as many as four occupants were mentioned

574
00:22:19,669 --> 00:22:17,679
they invited the older boy to look in

575
00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:19,679
the object when the boy's father stepped

576
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:21,360
into the backyard minutes after the

577
00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:22,960
sighting the family dog was barking

578
00:22:29,029 --> 00:22:27,280
furiously it's oddly specific for two

579
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:29,039
and four-year-olds

580
00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:31,360
i guess they could say pointed they're

581
00:22:36,149 --> 00:22:33,440
not going to say the word dome

582
00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:36,159
they're not going to know what a ray and

583
00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:38,799
emanating

584
00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:42,400
i just somebody obviously you know

585
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:45,120
put this into their own core correct

586
00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:46,960
so i would like to know what

587
00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:49,200
specifically the two and four-year-olds

588
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:50,960
said i think this is very much an

589
00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:53,120
interpretation

590
00:22:58,390 --> 00:22:55,520
of what they said and you work with

591
00:23:00,470 --> 00:22:58,400
yes i work um i work in a preschool

592
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:00,480
childhood correct i work with two and

593
00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:01,760
four-year-olds

594
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:05,840
um and they do not speak like this

595
00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:09,200
yeah a buzzing sound yes

596
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:10,720
now they also had testimony from the

597
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:14,320
boys the the kid's father too so

598
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:16,240
that's feeding into this yeah when the

599
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:19,440
boy's father stepped into the backyard

600
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:21,280
oh after the sighting yeah you're right

601
00:23:26,789 --> 00:23:24,880
um minutes after the sighting

602
00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:26,799
so yeah he wouldn't have seen it

603
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:28,640
yeah he didn't see it the dog was

604
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:29,919
barking

605
00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:30,870
i don't know

606
00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:32,240
[Music]

607
00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:34,080
okay suspect that best

608
00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:36,240
yeah i mean i would want i guess i would

609
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:39,600
want to know exactly what the kids said

610
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:42,720
not what the interpretation is

611
00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:45,120
but what the kids say that's that's fair

612
00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:46,880
enough all right let's uh let's take a

613
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:49,360
break and we will

614
00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:51,430
return

615
00:23:58,710 --> 00:23:57,590
we will be back in a week fielding your

616
00:24:00,950 --> 00:23:58,720
questions and comments about this

617
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:00,960
episode and then on the next regular

618
00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:03,120
episode it is our fifth anniversary

619
00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:06,880
spectacular yes five years of the saucer

620
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:09,440
life that's about four years and ten

621
00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:11,120
months more

622
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:13,600
than i thought i would be doing

623
00:24:16,549 --> 00:24:14,960
this so

624
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:16,559
we're gonna have some special stuff

625
00:24:21,350 --> 00:24:18,480
where you might have some special guests

626
00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:21,360
uh we'll have some um some thoughts from

627
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:23,919
listeners there is a link in the show

628
00:24:27,669 --> 00:24:25,600
notes to a survey

629
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:27,679
with some questions that i would like to

630
00:24:32,230 --> 00:24:30,640
get from uh from from listeners what's

631
00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:32,240
an example of a question that's on that

632
00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:33,760
survey oh well i can tell you exactly

633
00:24:37,669 --> 00:24:36,240
what's on that survey saucer wife um

634
00:24:39,669 --> 00:24:37,679
what are your favorite topics that we've

635
00:24:41,029 --> 00:24:39,679
covered what are some topics that you

636
00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:41,039
wish we would cover

637
00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:42,080
and

638
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:44,880
you can ask us anything that's me or you

639
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:47,120
you're just down the street or across

640
00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:49,840
town up the stairs so okay but i don't

641
00:24:53,269 --> 00:24:52,240
have to answer it right

642
00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:53,279
or am i

643
00:24:58,310 --> 00:24:56,640
bound by the laws of saucer life to

644
00:25:00,470 --> 00:24:58,320
to answer any questions it's only on the

645
00:25:03,430 --> 00:25:00,480
patreon that you you're contractually

646
00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:03,440
required to answer questions okay but if

647
00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:05,120
you have questions for the sauce or wife

648
00:25:09,669 --> 00:25:07,360
look she's she's an open box she's a

649
00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:09,679
sport she will she will answer stuff

650
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:12,080
that i would probably prefer her not to

651
00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:14,080
so um anything yeah anything you want to

652
00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:17,440
know about our host here i'm open book

653
00:25:20,950 --> 00:25:19,360
good god okay so

654
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:20,960
you can uh you can

655
00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:22,400
yeah fill that out or if you don't want

656
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:23,840
to fill out a form it's a google form

657
00:25:27,430 --> 00:25:25,600
but i've sort of anonymized it as best i

658
00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:27,440
can and you don't have to be logged into

659
00:25:31,909 --> 00:25:29,679
google to answer it you can

660
00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:31,919
you know get at us at any of the usual

661
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:35,360
communications method um and it which is

662
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:37,279
um there's a contact form at

663
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:38,799
saucerlife.com

664
00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:40,480
uh we're on twitter and instagram at

665
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:41,919
saucerlive you can email us at

666
00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:44,480
thesaucerlife gmail.com if you think

667
00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:46,400
your answer your question will get here

668
00:25:51,029 --> 00:25:48,159
soon enough you can mail it to us at

669
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:51,039
chizomedia po box 68 graham lake

670
00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:54,480
michigan 48480 my gosh do you know how

671
00:25:58,149 --> 00:25:56,799
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672
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673
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674
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675
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676
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677
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get bonus episodes of the saucer live

678
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679
00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:14,640
it and i am hijacking this show she is

680
00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:16,640
she is going rogue

681
00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:19,960
you can check out the patreon at

682
00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:22,480
patreon.commedia or via the link in the

683
00:26:27,269 --> 00:26:25,120
show notes or google saucerlife patreon

684
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:27,279
that'll get you there too let's get back

685
00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:29,710
to the show

686
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:39,029
will we make it past year five folks

687
00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:40,960
it's an even money bet at this point

688
00:26:50,950 --> 00:26:46,390
okay

689
00:26:53,830 --> 00:26:50,960
next case october 17th falkville alabama

690
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:53,840
police chief jeff greenhaw photographed

691
00:26:58,390 --> 00:26:56,320
a five and a half foot being in a

692
00:27:01,110 --> 00:26:58,400
silvery suit after investigating a

693
00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:01,120
reported ufo landing the chief stopped

694
00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:02,960
his car in the road and the thing moved

695
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:06,400
slowly like a robot toward the car when

696
00:27:12,310 --> 00:27:09,679
10 feet away it turned and began running

697
00:27:15,029 --> 00:27:12,320
the chief pursued in the car but the

698
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:15,039
being accelerated and disappeared when

699
00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:17,760
the car spun off the road this is a

700
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:18,960
quote

701
00:27:24,389 --> 00:27:21,360
he was running in a very odd manner from

702
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:24,399
side to side arms down to his sides and

703
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:26,320
it looked as if he had springs under his

704
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:27,840
feet to propel him

705
00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:30,720
he could take ten feet at one step

706
00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:31,840
okay so

707
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:33,520
so the the

708
00:27:37,909 --> 00:27:36,320
police chief ran his car off the road

709
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:37,919
it sounds like it yeah

710
00:27:42,789 --> 00:27:40,320
he's not a very good driver is he well

711
00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:42,799
he's the chief he's usually at a desk

712
00:27:48,070 --> 00:27:45,200
well then what is he out there doing

713
00:27:49,909 --> 00:27:48,080
it's he's not it's folkville alabama

714
00:27:51,590 --> 00:27:49,919
let's um oh there's probably like two

715
00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:51,600
people on the police force

716
00:27:55,909 --> 00:27:52,880
let's uh

717
00:27:57,909 --> 00:27:55,919
throw this on a google machine

718
00:28:00,230 --> 00:27:57,919
folkville alabama

719
00:28:05,909 --> 00:28:00,240
right now population

720
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:07,389
so

721
00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:11,200
demographics in 1973

722
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:14,399
there were about 900 people living in

723
00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:16,320
falkville alabama oh he's the only one

724
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:18,080
he is the only cop he is he is the

725
00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:21,120
police chief he's the deputy he's uh

726
00:28:27,029 --> 00:28:23,360
everything a traffic guy

727
00:28:30,149 --> 00:28:27,039
parking tickets falkville alabama is a

728
00:28:32,149 --> 00:28:30,159
a one cop town i probably don't even

729
00:28:33,430 --> 00:28:32,159
have a stop light

730
00:28:35,669 --> 00:28:33,440
i don't know

731
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:35,679
there's nothing really sexy about this

732
00:28:38,389 --> 00:28:36,559
what

733
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:38,399
i mean

734
00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:39,360
okay

735
00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:44,880
least it had something different this 20

736
00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:47,200
centimeter guy under a bridge that's hot

737
00:28:50,389 --> 00:28:48,640
okay but at least it's something

738
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:50,399
different this is just your run in the

739
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:52,640
middle oh i saw what this is you're

740
00:28:56,549 --> 00:28:54,240
running the mill five and a half foot

741
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:56,559
tall being in a silvery suit

742
00:29:00,549 --> 00:28:58,480
you know what they don't get much

743
00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:00,559
excitement here in fockville maybe with

744
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:02,559
some guy on a friday night trying to

745
00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:04,720
liven them living it up you know what i

746
00:29:08,230 --> 00:29:07,360
will say that at at many times in my

747
00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:08,240
life

748
00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:10,320
me and and simpson jay hannover iii

749
00:29:13,909 --> 00:29:12,080
would have put on silvery suits and

750
00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:13,919
wandered around at the side of the road

751
00:29:19,669 --> 00:29:17,120
october 17th same day locksley alabama

752
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:19,679
clarence patterson and his pickup truck

753
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:22,480
were sucked up into a huge cigar-shaped

754
00:29:26,149 --> 00:29:24,399
object with a green light

755
00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:26,159
he was pulled out of the truck by about

756
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:28,240
six robot-like beings who seemed to read

757
00:29:32,149 --> 00:29:30,320
his mind the next thing he remembered he

758
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:32,159
was back on the highway going about 90

759
00:29:35,510 --> 00:29:33,760
miles an hour in the truck

760
00:29:36,389 --> 00:29:35,520
he may have been on board for up to 30

761
00:29:38,389 --> 00:29:36,399
minutes

762
00:29:39,350 --> 00:29:38,399
a sulfury smell was noted during the

763
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:39,360
sighting

764
00:29:43,669 --> 00:29:41,039
and i'm sorry remind me again this is

765
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:43,679
the 70s 1973. okay so how old do you

766
00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:45,360
think this pickup is i mean they don't

767
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:48,480
say i mean it could be a new pickup

768
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:50,799
90 miles an hour eh i think a pickup

769
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:53,120
from the 70s could go 90. okay

770
00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:55,520
what if it was from the 50s or the 60s

771
00:29:59,909 --> 00:29:57,200
we don't know what year it was i know

772
00:30:01,669 --> 00:29:59,919
i'm getting fixated on silly things okay

773
00:30:04,310 --> 00:30:01,679
i would actually

774
00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:04,320
i think being sucked up into a

775
00:30:09,190 --> 00:30:06,880
cigar-shaped object might be interesting

776
00:30:11,350 --> 00:30:09,200
it would be and and this is this is like

777
00:30:13,830 --> 00:30:11,360
detailed and bizarre enough that that

778
00:30:14,789 --> 00:30:13,840
you wouldn't i mean yes you could make

779
00:30:17,669 --> 00:30:14,799
it up

780
00:30:19,269 --> 00:30:17,679
but why would you yeah i mean yeah this

781
00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:19,279
makes you sound

782
00:30:29,269 --> 00:30:25,830
yeah and

783
00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:29,279
nobody would say this unless

784
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:30,799
you know what i mean i mean you got to

785
00:30:36,789 --> 00:30:33,760
believe it to say it right or

786
00:30:39,029 --> 00:30:36,799
you're just like having fun yeah but

787
00:30:40,870 --> 00:30:39,039
i don't know but a sulfury smell

788
00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:40,880
probably familiar with uh with with our

789
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:42,960
good friend joshua cutchen who's written

790
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:45,520
a book called the brimstone brimstone

791
00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:47,520
deceit about

792
00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:50,080
odd smells particularly sulfur smells

793
00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:53,200
during paranormal occurrences and i

794
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:55,360
looked this up in that book and he

795
00:30:59,830 --> 00:30:57,200
didn't mention it so

796
00:31:01,909 --> 00:30:59,840
is this a rare case of something

797
00:31:04,789 --> 00:31:01,919
smelling like sulfur that josh cutchen

798
00:31:06,630 --> 00:31:04,799
didn't mention but i have if so it would

799
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:06,640
be the first because

800
00:31:10,310 --> 00:31:09,360
josh cutchen is a meticulous researcher

801
00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:10,320
his

802
00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:12,080
new book

803
00:31:17,350 --> 00:31:15,120
the ecology of souls is out now and i've

804
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:17,360
got a copy and i cannot wait to dive in

805
00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:19,679
so and nobody paid me to say that as i

806
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:21,440
said this is some product placement it's

807
00:31:26,549 --> 00:31:23,600
it's product placement of a product i

808
00:31:28,389 --> 00:31:26,559
bought and i'm excited to read very nice

809
00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:28,399
it is nice of me isn't it oh you're such

810
00:31:32,870 --> 00:31:30,840
a sweetheart i am i am i'm a very nice

811
00:31:34,710 --> 00:31:32,880
man also

812
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:34,720
on october 17th

813
00:31:37,190 --> 00:31:36,320
busy night it

814
00:31:40,470 --> 00:31:37,200
right

815
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:40,480
and alabama alabama this is mississippi

816
00:31:45,350 --> 00:31:43,279
a 50-foot wide ufo hovered two to three

817
00:31:48,310 --> 00:31:45,360
feet above highway 82 at twilight

818
00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:48,320
seemingly suspended quote on a beam of

819
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:49,360
light

820
00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:52,720
out and the engine died when it was a

821
00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:54,799
hundred yards from the craft

822
00:31:59,509 --> 00:31:57,039
another car stopped just behind him a

823
00:32:02,310 --> 00:31:59,519
second ufo hovered 60 feet above the

824
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:02,320
first illuminating it with a light both

825
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:03,840
craft were similar

826
00:32:06,789 --> 00:32:05,760
like inverted

827
00:32:10,310 --> 00:32:06,799
cups

828
00:32:13,669 --> 00:32:10,320
and had greenish blue flashing lights

829
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:13,679
a catfish like

830
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:16,480
a catfish-like creature

831
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:20,240
came out from the top of the lower ufo

832
00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:23,120
holding onto a handrail

833
00:32:27,590 --> 00:32:25,840
it had gray fish-like skin

834
00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:27,600
a wide mouth

835
00:32:31,029 --> 00:32:29,360
one glowing eye

836
00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:31,039
flipper-like feet

837
00:32:35,269 --> 00:32:33,360
and webbing between the legs like a

838
00:32:38,149 --> 00:32:35,279
flying squirrel

839
00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:38,159
it had feather-like objects on its back

840
00:32:44,470 --> 00:32:41,840
which opened and closed when it moved

841
00:32:46,549 --> 00:32:44,480
this is outstanding

842
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:46,559
this is what you want

843
00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:48,080
when you hear

844
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:50,000
a ufo sighting

845
00:32:54,710 --> 00:32:52,399
this is this is what i want this isn't

846
00:32:55,549 --> 00:32:54,720
the freaking grail man

847
00:33:31,269 --> 00:32:55,559
a

848
00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:31,279
behind them so

849
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:33,120
did they interview both people in both

850
00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:34,480
cars

851
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:36,159
and came up with the story that is a

852
00:33:40,549 --> 00:33:38,159
good question um

853
00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:40,559
yeah the webbing between the legs like a

854
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:43,440
flying squirrel that's like a detail

855
00:33:47,669 --> 00:33:46,000
right that you wouldn't necessarily

856
00:33:56,149 --> 00:33:47,679
i

857
00:33:57,029 --> 00:33:56,159
both cars or one car that's a good

858
00:34:01,350 --> 00:33:57,039
question

859
00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:01,360
gosh we've got three more we got three

860
00:34:04,830 --> 00:34:03,360
more just three more okay power through

861
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:04,840
okay let's do

862
00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:06,720
this is gonna be like one of our

863
00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:08,560
shortest episodes but okay well

864
00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:10,960
hopefully your stamina lasts i'm sorry

865
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:13,280
this is interrupting my dessert

866
00:34:16,629 --> 00:34:15,280
and it's almost now

867
00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:16,639
we're going on nine o'clock and i

868
00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:18,639
haven't had dessert no no you haven't

869
00:34:22,869 --> 00:34:20,560
i'm sorry

870
00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:22,879
october 19th near ashburn georgia a

871
00:34:28,069 --> 00:34:25,280
woman was driving on i-75

872
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:28,079
i-75 when her engine power brakes and

873
00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:30,879
steering quit no ufo was seen but a

874
00:34:35,270 --> 00:34:32,960
small metallic man appeared after she

875
00:34:37,669 --> 00:34:35,280
had pulled the car to the roadside it

876
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:37,679
had a bubble dome tet bubble dome head

877
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:40,000
with rectangular eye openings the head

878
00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:42,480
moved like a robot from the elbows down

879
00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:44,159
the arms were narrow and wrinkled like a

880
00:34:49,349 --> 00:34:46,800
chicken's legs it moved around the car

881
00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:49,359
then was gone afterwards she found the

882
00:34:54,389 --> 00:34:52,159
engine billowing smoke and the hood

883
00:34:57,270 --> 00:34:54,399
intensely hot

884
00:35:03,109 --> 00:34:57,280
because her engine overheated

885
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:05,910
one isn't necessarily with the other

886
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:08,000
like it's making it sound like this

887
00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:09,119
person

888
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:11,680
did something to her car it doesn't have

889
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:14,560
to necessarily be the case

890
00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:16,400
so her car could have overheated have

891
00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:19,200
you been in a 70s car

892
00:35:23,990 --> 00:35:21,520
like do you remember our s kids those

893
00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:24,000
cars we had an audi

894
00:35:28,150 --> 00:35:25,920
that had some issues correct you know

895
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:28,160
where you know oh my god

896
00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:29,760
synchronicity

897
00:35:35,430 --> 00:35:31,680
one time

898
00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:35,440
our 1978 audi 5000 on family vacation

899
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:38,000
had a heat related breakdown

900
00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:39,440
do you know where

901
00:35:43,589 --> 00:35:41,040
georgia

902
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:43,599
no 75 i-75

903
00:35:47,349 --> 00:35:45,520
cincinnati yeah

904
00:35:49,109 --> 00:35:47,359
i think it's just an i-75 thing actually

905
00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:49,119
no i think it's a 70s car thing that it

906
00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:50,960
would overheat

907
00:35:56,710 --> 00:35:54,720
or have engine problems or whatever so

908
00:35:59,190 --> 00:35:56,720
so so let me get this straight you think

909
00:36:03,589 --> 00:35:59,200
her car overheated but because it was a

910
00:36:06,870 --> 00:36:03,599
70s car unrelated to the ufo with the

911
00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:06,880
chicken leg bubble dome head but

912
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:08,320
i'm saying is

913
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:10,800
it these two things don't necessarily

914
00:36:14,069 --> 00:36:12,880
have to be connected but you agree they

915
00:36:15,109 --> 00:36:14,079
both happened

916
00:36:16,470 --> 00:36:15,119
correct but they don't have to be

917
00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:16,480
connected so

918
00:36:22,069 --> 00:36:19,440
your point of incredulity is not the

919
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:22,079
chicken leg armed bubble domed head

920
00:36:29,829 --> 00:36:26,320
rectangular eyed robot moving creature

921
00:36:31,829 --> 00:36:29,839
i believe she believes that she saw it

922
00:36:33,349 --> 00:36:31,839
but your problem is

923
00:36:36,630 --> 00:36:33,359
you don't think it should be blamed for

924
00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:36,640
the car overheating that poor car

925
00:36:41,829 --> 00:36:40,720
did nothing wrong in this scenario oh

926
00:36:43,190 --> 00:36:41,839
wow

927
00:36:45,349 --> 00:36:43,200
this is because you used to drive an old

928
00:36:47,589 --> 00:36:45,359
buick station wagon isn't it i am a

929
00:36:49,270 --> 00:36:47,599
daughter of a general motors worker we

930
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:49,280
don't we don't we don't know i'm just

931
00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:51,520
i'm a car this was

932
00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:52,800
i'm just this could have been like a

933
00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:54,960
renault or something i'm

934
00:36:59,430 --> 00:36:56,960
positive that this was probably an

935
00:37:01,750 --> 00:36:59,440
american-made car i'm pretty sure yeah

936
00:37:04,550 --> 00:37:01,760
and i'm just gonna stand in solidarity

937
00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:04,560
with the american auto worker correct

938
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:05,680
but then

939
00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:11,440
shouldn't you blame the aliens so my

940
00:37:17,349 --> 00:37:14,320
whole argument here has come around and

941
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:19,589
yes much like this chicken man probably

942
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:21,040
would have done

943
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:22,480
to this poor woman if she would have

944
00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:24,400
gotten out of the car oh it is breaking

945
00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:26,000
down in tulsa here in the sausage i'm

946
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:29,440
just yeah okay i really want dessert

947
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:32,240
two more october 28th arena nevada why

948
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:34,480
did you okay on your notes here you have

949
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:36,240
chicken legs did you talk about chicken

950
00:37:39,349 --> 00:37:37,440
legs

951
00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:39,359
i talked about the chicken leg his arms

952
00:37:42,230 --> 00:37:40,800
were like chicken legs i mentioned that

953
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:42,240
seven okay i just want to make sure you

954
00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:44,320
get your your points in here you're just

955
00:37:48,829 --> 00:37:46,320
you're just too busy shooting uaw

956
00:37:51,990 --> 00:37:48,839
propaganda to notice that

957
00:37:55,430 --> 00:37:52,000
i've followed my own notes uaw

958
00:37:57,990 --> 00:37:55,440
propaganda fed and clothed me as a child

959
00:38:00,150 --> 00:37:58,000
unw propaganda paid for my wedding so

960
00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:00,160
there you go folks

961
00:38:05,030 --> 00:38:02,640
october 28th reno nevada

962
00:38:07,430 --> 00:38:05,040
during the early morning hours

963
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:07,440
the whitners went to the window and saw

964
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:09,920
three very large saucer-shaped objects

965
00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:11,760
hovering across the street

966
00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:13,920
a ground crew of 10 to 12 figures

967
00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:18,720
wearing dully glowing cube-like uniforms

968
00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:20,640
were milling around as if in search of

969
00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:22,960
something a very low-pitched hum was

970
00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:24,800
heard but no barking by the witnesses

971
00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:26,720
dogs or others in the neighborhood

972
00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:29,119
when two of them in quotes men

973
00:38:33,589 --> 00:38:30,960
approached her driveway the witness took

974
00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:33,599
alarm and returned to bed where she fell

975
00:38:36,790 --> 00:38:35,280
asleep immediately

976
00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:36,800
there was no confirmation of anything

977
00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:38,880
unusual from any of her neighbors and no

978
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:40,640
traces were found

979
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:45,750
so what we're gonna we're gonna assume

980
00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:48,880
that the the beings like vine controlled

981
00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:50,320
her so that she went to sleep

982
00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:51,520
immediately

983
00:38:55,030 --> 00:38:54,000
i mean because if you saw something like

984
00:38:56,790 --> 00:38:55,040
this

985
00:38:58,550 --> 00:38:56,800
you would not fall asleep so it would

986
00:39:00,390 --> 00:38:58,560
have to be an outside and outside

987
00:39:04,069 --> 00:39:00,400
influence yeah

988
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:04,079
what is a cube like i was gonna do

989
00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:06,320
i don't know is it just like

990
00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:08,400
is it is it a uniform that had cubes on

991
00:39:11,990 --> 00:39:09,920
it is it a uniform that has a pattern

992
00:39:15,510 --> 00:39:12,000
that looks like three-dimensional cubes

993
00:39:17,349 --> 00:39:15,520
is it a uniform that is a giant box that

994
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:17,359
you wear like the transformers costume i

995
00:39:22,390 --> 00:39:19,200
wore in third grade yeah and then there

996
00:39:26,390 --> 00:39:22,400
was no no nothing found i mean at least

997
00:39:28,150 --> 00:39:26,400
there's no scat there's no footprints

998
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:28,160
you're into the humanoid scat and it

999
00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:31,920
disturbs me um so i i

1000
00:39:37,829 --> 00:39:33,440
don't know

1001
00:39:39,270 --> 00:39:37,839
and it's it's funny that these dogs

1002
00:39:43,349 --> 00:39:39,280
aren't barking

1003
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:43,359
like the other dog he barked maybe they

1004
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:45,760
they yeah they saw like they made her go

1005
00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:46,880
to sleep

1006
00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:48,240
maybe

1007
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:49,920
all right

1008
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:52,960
i liked the carp the man way better the

1009
00:39:57,510 --> 00:39:54,880
the what was it the carpet catfish

1010
00:39:59,910 --> 00:39:57,520
catfish man the catfish is is that's

1011
00:40:01,589 --> 00:39:59,920
that's that's a that's a top five

1012
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:01,599
ufo you really want somebody can

1013
00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:03,760
somebody draw us a catfish man

1014
00:40:09,349 --> 00:40:06,560
listeners we there's an open call for

1015
00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:09,359
catfish man drawings oh please that

1016
00:40:12,790 --> 00:40:10,720
would be awesome

1017
00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:12,800
we will we will promote you

1018
00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:14,480
without end that would make a great

1019
00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:16,800
t-shirt he needs to be ambling down a

1020
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:18,480
ramp um

1021
00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:20,000
with feathers there needs to be the

1022
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:20,960
feathers

1023
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:22,720
and the webbing between the legs like a

1024
00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:25,680
flying squirrel yeah we've never done

1025
00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:28,640
we've never done chiso media t-shirts or

1026
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:30,560
merch but

1027
00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:32,640
i'm really thinking a cat a feathered

1028
00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:34,640
catfish man with

1029
00:40:39,829 --> 00:40:36,880
flying saucer squirrel flying saucer

1030
00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:39,839
squirrel flying squirrel webbing yeah

1031
00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:41,040
yeah

1032
00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:47,040
armistice day greenville south carolina

1033
00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:47,920
home

1034
00:40:53,589 --> 00:40:50,400
of many fine jim crockett promotions pro

1035
00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:53,599
wrestling shows many uh many a war games

1036
00:40:57,829 --> 00:40:55,839
were held in greenville saucer wife a

1037
00:40:59,829 --> 00:40:57,839
three-foot being dressed in a light

1038
00:41:02,470 --> 00:40:59,839
brown coverall got into a cab and told

1039
00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:02,480
the driver to take him to greasy corners

1040
00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:04,560
a local intersection the head was

1041
00:41:09,030 --> 00:41:07,040
featureless except for goggles or large

1042
00:41:11,349 --> 00:41:09,040
eyes it had on gloves and gold boots

1043
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:11,359
with gold buttons in the chest the being

1044
00:41:15,910 --> 00:41:12,880
paid for the fair with a dollar bill

1045
00:41:20,069 --> 00:41:15,920
which had the green green side

1046
00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:20,079
which had the green side colored yellow

1047
00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:22,640
aren't both sides of a dollar bill green

1048
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:26,079
i don't know i i thought so

1049
00:41:30,150 --> 00:41:27,040
also

1050
00:41:35,109 --> 00:41:30,160
gold boots

1051
00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:35,119
3000 fans one of my favorite episodes is

1052
00:41:38,470 --> 00:41:36,880
the girl in gold boots i don't watch

1053
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:38,480
that one in a long time you wanna watch

1054
00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:41,760
tonight no no okay but this is it it

1055
00:41:45,910 --> 00:41:43,440
gets in a cab

1056
00:41:47,349 --> 00:41:45,920
it greasy corners a local intersection i

1057
00:41:49,829 --> 00:41:47,359
love the fact that you know there are

1058
00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:49,839
some places where a just an intersection

1059
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:52,000
has a name i thought at first i was like

1060
00:41:55,109 --> 00:41:54,240
okay greasy corners is like a diner you

1061
00:41:57,990 --> 00:41:55,119
know

1062
00:42:00,230 --> 00:41:58,000
so these are some humanoid stories what

1063
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:00,240
do you think saucer wife

1064
00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:02,400
some of them weren't humanoid

1065
00:42:07,109 --> 00:42:04,560
no how is a catfish humanoid

1066
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:07,119
how are ten dogs ten dogs humanoid well

1067
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:08,720
one dog wouldn't be human but you get

1068
00:42:11,510 --> 00:42:10,079
ten of them together

1069
00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:11,520
then it makes a humanoid and it makes a

1070
00:42:15,270 --> 00:42:13,680
humanoid yeah okay

1071
00:42:17,430 --> 00:42:15,280
what do you think some of them were

1072
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:17,440
outlandish some of them were outlandish

1073
00:42:21,670 --> 00:42:19,760
so you know what i realized

1074
00:42:23,190 --> 00:42:21,680
this is the first time i think you've

1075
00:42:25,589 --> 00:42:23,200
been on the show

1076
00:42:27,589 --> 00:42:25,599
in the patreon era really

1077
00:42:30,150 --> 00:42:27,599
you've been on the patreon every month

1078
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:30,160
whether or not you remember

1079
00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:32,160
but i think this might be

1080
00:42:35,510 --> 00:42:34,000
the first time maybe not you might have

1081
00:42:37,109 --> 00:42:35,520
been back one other time i'll have to

1082
00:42:39,270 --> 00:42:37,119
take your word for it i was obviously

1083
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:39,280
proven wrong once this evening i don't

1084
00:42:43,670 --> 00:42:40,800
want to live through that again no it's

1085
00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:43,680
humiliating isn't it very much so yeah

1086
00:42:45,589 --> 00:42:44,400
yeah

1087
00:42:48,630 --> 00:42:45,599
the only thing that can make me feel

1088
00:42:50,390 --> 00:42:48,640
better is a catfish shirt

1089
00:42:53,430 --> 00:42:50,400
flying saucer

1090
00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:53,440
catfish walking down a ramp feathers

1091
00:42:57,589 --> 00:42:55,680
flying squirrel

1092
00:43:01,750 --> 00:42:57,599
membrane

1093
00:43:04,870 --> 00:43:01,760
it is a really gross word it's like

1094
00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:04,880
moist yeah it's like membrane no no do

1095
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:06,720
not but you know what we mean like the

1096
00:43:11,270 --> 00:43:08,160
little sort of do you think you could

1097
00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:11,280
put the description of the um catfish up

1098
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:13,520
maybe so that if somebody wanted to draw

1099
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:15,760
it they would have the description

1100
00:43:19,990 --> 00:43:17,839
i will throw that out on um on social

1101
00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:20,000
media and i will do my best to remember

1102
00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:21,680
to put it in the show notes okay thank

1103
00:43:25,589 --> 00:43:23,440
you i'll see if there's a picture of it

1104
00:43:27,829 --> 00:43:25,599
already in the book

1105
00:43:28,790 --> 00:43:27,839
because some of them had illustrations

1106
00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:28,800
okay

1107
00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:29,680
all right

1108
00:43:32,950 --> 00:43:31,200
but i'd really like maybe not the

1109
00:43:34,950 --> 00:43:32,960
picture i don't want to i don't want

1110
00:43:37,109 --> 00:43:34,960
people to have like i want to know what

1111
00:43:38,069 --> 00:43:37,119
their interpretation is

1112
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:38,079
okay

1113
00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:39,760
does that make sense yeah oh and then

1114
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:41,520
maybe we could compare it with if there

1115
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:44,000
is a picture we could compare if we were

1116
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:46,400
to be lucky enough to get pictures

1117
00:43:55,630 --> 00:43:51,750
why are you taking a picture of me

1118
00:43:58,790 --> 00:43:55,640
because of my photography hobby

1119
00:44:03,270 --> 00:43:58,800
[Laughter]

1120
00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:05,430
thank you

1121
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:07,260
let's go to the close

1122
00:44:16,950 --> 00:44:15,670
thanks for listening remember to send in

1123
00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:16,960
your questions and comments via the

1124
00:44:23,109 --> 00:44:19,040
usual social media or email channel and

1125
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:23,119
catfish pictures and will it oh

1126
00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:25,440
i will address them on the saucer uh

1127
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:26,880
there's a segment

1128
00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:29,680
next week maybe i'll come back

1129
00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:34,550
that'd be a hell of a thing wouldn't it

1130
00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:37,440
our associate producer is uh and and an

1131
00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:39,760
expert witness is simpson j hanover the

1132
00:44:43,190 --> 00:44:41,119
third who's no longer welcome in our

1133
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:43,200
home no the saucer life is a production

1134
00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:46,560
of chiso media llc chizo media our heart

1135
00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:48,240
is with the catfish

1136
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:49,680
till next time

1137
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:52,160
keep watching the skies because

1138
00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:54,160
there's a damn catfish coming down that